Struck by Madness (and Coupons)

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  • When: 12/6/16
  • QIC: Drone
  • The PAX: Jumanji, Heisenberg, PUD, SOD, Synapse, Eileen, Pyro

Eight pax checked their sound reasoning at the foot of the fartsack and decided (against the better judgment of their M’s) to post in the middle of a good ol’ fashioned Florida gullywasher, complete with light show.  The pax were duly warned that coupons would be playing a prominent role, and the weights present ranged from 10-lb. dumbbells to 35-lb. plates.
Conditions: Apocalyptic
  • 20 x Mountain climbers
  • 20 x SSH
  • 15 x Wonderbra w/ coupons
  • 20 x Copperhead squat (coupons to chest)
  • 15 x Triceps extensions w/ coupons
Move to shelter after several close lightning strikes
  • Blocktanamo – like Guantanamo, but pax are holding air chair with blocks/coupons held straight out (repeato)
  • Squat thrusters w/ coupon
  • Front raises
  • Deadlift (20 OYO)
  • American Hammer (25)
  • Triceps extensions (15)
  • Trebuchet – Overhead big boy sit-up (start with coupon on ground behind head)
  • Bicep curls (15)
  • High knees (20, repeato for SOD form)
  • Lunge with coupon

Break in the the torrential rain, mosey to playground

  • 10 x Burp-ups – burpees under monkey bars, do pull up on jump (OYO)

Mosey back to pavilion

  • Lunges with overhead coupon (20 OYO)
  • Trebuchet (20)
  • Merkin row (15 OYO)
  • LBC (20)
  • Captain Thor w/ coupon (1-7)
Field suicide, then mosey to flag
All pax survived in one piece and with multiple complaining muscle groups, if a little (or a lot) wet for the wear.  Always an honor to lead such a solid group of warriors!

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