Welcome FNG, Jockstrap! 24 Pax left their Fartsacks to meet up in the Gloom at the Badlands! Waiting for them was Michael Phelps, Rocking Nightclubs, Side Straddle Hops, Imperial Walkers, Never Cross Dolly, and Merkins. (That was just the warm ups) The Pax looked thirsty, so full water jugs were hiding in the vehicle. Each Pax grabbed 2 and off we went moseying down the street to the first parking lot. Once there, we met the great Paula Abdul and Iron Mike Tyson? We enjoyed Paula so much, that we repeated! We ended Paula Abdul with each partner carrying each other, with the water jugs, for approximately 40 yards. We couldn’t leave the parking lot without some “big boy” situps, with both water jugs. (Partner holding feet) One Arm Pickel Pounders followed while holding water jug on back with free arm. Repeated with opposite arm. By this time we needed to find our way back to the flagpole. We decided to take the scenic route through the ball field and over the outfield fence! After returning to the flagpole, we finished where we started with more Michael Phelps, Rocking Nightclubs, Side Straddle Hops, and yes, Merkins! (One foot on top of other, then switched foots) Great COT followed and Pax now had started off Monday right! T.I.M.E = way a child’s spells love. F.A.M.I.L.Y – Forget About Me, I Love You!