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9 PAX gathered in light showers to start the week off right. COP: 10 SSH IC 10 Michael Phelps IC 10 Chinook IC 10 Chinook Squats IC 4 Snuffys IC (just to make them do it) 8 Merkins IC 8 Peter Parker IC 8 Parker Peter IC 10 Benchbees OYO To the playground for a 6 […]

Fire Crotch

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22 PAX including 1 FNG braved some mild precipitation and the promise of hair burners to post at BOHICA. Warm-up: 10 SSH IC 10 imperial walkers IC 10 Michael Phelps IC 10 burpees OYO fo the train The Crimson: 10 pull-ups, run over to cones for 10 burpees; 9 pull-ups run over to cones for […]

Condition Yellow

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16 PAX gathered in the JAX swamp to work on situational awareness. 6 for 4-5 mile DOLLY over bridges as a warmup, including FNG Loonie. Details on situational awareness training withheld for use in the future for those DR or fart-sacked. YHC Qs from the gut, so this BB is very inaccurate. Weather: hotter than a […]


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Sometimes you wake up and don’t really want to do anything, but roll back over in the fart-sack. Even as you roll out and into the car you’re still not excited about movement of any kind. YHC had such a day, just a morning to grind it out- no inspirational words, no high-jinx, just work. […]

CSX Accident

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Toxic looked like a giant highlighter. COP- all IC to 15 SSH Merkins Arm circles Don Quixote Imperial walkers Mountain climbers Prisoner squats Ascending Suicides 5, 10, 15, 20 Merkins and squats Mosey to the pavilion- 10 box jumps, 20 HB step-ups 20 LBCs IC, 20 flutter kicks IC, 20 LBCs IC Merkins for 1 […]

MANatee Rebirth

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13 lucky PAX posted for the rebirth of the JAX MANatee. Unlike its sea-cow namesake who spends its days floating through life stoned on river vegetation, this event promotes competition, strength, and speed. Conditions- Weather: light dose of sweaty balls before exercise Heisenberg: light flatulence Big Bird: short shorts Pyro: immaculate hair Toxic: moderately coherent Warm-up: 20 […]

Arms Race- Day 2

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The fartsacks emptied as 17 PAX posted to ANTHILL for Day 2 of the #armsrace. The race was decreed by Drone when it was realized YHC, Drone, and Big Bird all had Qs on the same week. This created an instant competition to see who could dream up the hardest SmokeFeast for the PAX. A champion […]

Full Court Suck

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It was time for the 3rd installment of warrior mindset focused around team training and leadership. YHC loaded down his small, womanly car with about 300 lbs. of weight plates and rolled out to find 18 PAX gathered in the gloom. Promises were made concerning burpees. The Thang- Mosey to the basketball court to warm-up […]