Election Day Beatdown

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  • When: 11/06/2018
  • QIC: Feud
  • The PAX: Pud, Dial-Up (respect), Pyro, Heisenberg, Boucher (respect), Big Bird, Updraft (respect), The Barry-Shinkoff (Respect), Jumanji, Xenu (respect), Toxic (double respect), LIFO, Feud

13 Jax PAX woke up early in order to do their civic duty to F3 Nation- post for a gloomy weekday beatdown at Anthill. It is Election Day 2018! As such, YHC decided to leave the beatdown up to the Jax PAX. Parts of the beatdown were determined by majority vote. Unfortunately for the PAX, they may not have had all the information available to them when they placed their votes. Once the ballots were cast, like in life, they had to deal with the consequences…


  • SSH x47 (for YHC 47th b-day on Monday, thank you all for the b-day wishes) IC
  • Don Quixote x15 IC
  • Reach Through x10 IC
  • Little Arm Circles Forward/backwards x15 IC
  • Chinook x12 IC
  • Raise the Roof x14 IC
  • Squats x10 IC
  • Merkins x10 IC

The Thang

Run lap around library and big loop around field to the pavilion and the voting poles.

PAX’s first choice was to choose RED (Republican), WHITE (Independent), or BLUE (Democrat). PAX to perform a DORA 1-2-3-style exercises associated with the color chosen. In a close race, Red was declared the winner.  Other exercises are shown to verify to the PAX “what could have been”.


  • R: Ranger Merkins x 100
  • E: Elbow to knees (pretzel crunches) x 200
  • P: Prayer Squats x 300


  • D: Donkey Kick x 100
  • E: Elbow to knees (pretzel crunches) x 200
  • M: Monkey Humpers x 300


  • I: Iron Mikes x 100
  • N: Never Cross Dolly x 200
  • D: Diamond Merkins x 300

Next on the ballot: STARS and BARS. With only a 60% turnout, STARS won out in this race. Mosey to the racquetball court for…

✔ STARS: Mosey to the racketball court

  • Donkey kick-offs- 5 donkey kicks and hold the feet on the wall for a 5 count on the fifth kick, then 10 donkey kicks and a 10 second hold, etc. We went to 20- crowd pleaser
  • JackAss Merkins x20 OYO


  • Bear Crawl Ring of Fire

Mosey to Basketball Court for Suicides. YHC explained to the PAX that with the time remaining, we would honor America with Merkin-themed suicides.

  • Mucho-chesto suicide x2
  • Regular merkins suicide


We all have heard before, don’t vote for the letter next to the candidate’s name, vote on the issues. Vote on what is closest to your heart and conscious. There is no candidate that falls in line with all my morals or beliefs, but I have to make the tough choice of which one (belief or beliefs) that I feel is most important to me and my God, and vote towards that conscious. Couple other things to think about, these politicians, despite how many feel, at one point, I hope, they set out to serve their country. They got into politics in order to make a difference in this country. We should pray for them that God give them the wisdom to make the right choices, and the fortitude to withstand anything that may alter them off course. The other is that we are all in this together. No matter what happens, we are all in this together. YHC shared a brief story about the rabbi at the local synagogue who, during a memorial for the lives lost in Pittsburgh, not only listed the names of the departed in that tragedy, but then began listing the names of those killed in a South Carolina church, and those killed in the mosque in Quebec City. He mentioned to those in attendance that this was not a Jewish problem, or Christian problem or Muslim problem, but that this was OUR problem, and we need to work together if we will ever find a solution.


Announcements/Prayer Requests

  • F2 event at Fix-It’s house Sunday for Jags-Colts game
  • Prayers for those affected in the Tallahassee shooting, including Dial-Up’s daughter who is an instructor at the studio
  • Prayers for Pud’s nephew struggling to life as a Marine
  • Prayers for fellow F3 brother needing help as he and his kids move into a new home
  • Prayers for Big Bird’s friends Josh and Brittany for new beginnings and changes (new job, moving to Florida, and 2nd child on the way)
  • Lord’s Prayer and Pledge Allegiance

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