Fake News

Posted on Posted in Backblasts
  • When: 05/30/2019
  • QIC: Boucher
  • The PAX: Jumanji, Pud, Fued, McStuffen, Septum, Heisenberg, Pyro, Gekko, Xenu

10 Pax waited in the gloom for their Q to show.  Heisenberg stepped up and started the show.  Sorry for being late gentlemen.  Someone once told me “Don’t ruin a perfectly good apology with excuses.”  My spirited game of “find the keys”, the train and JSO escort on 95 wouldn’t have been a problem if I had given myself more time…

Fake News
In preparing for the beatdown I looked up what happened on this day in history and latched on to the questionable fact that Hernando de Soto discovered Florida in 1539 even though Ponce de Leon was here as early as 1513.  Even though it was sparked by Fake News, I decided to make the day about Florida facts.
Use this a lesson before posting/sharing on Social Media to take a few breaths to verify something is factual first.

The Warm Up

  • 10 Burpees for tardy Q
  • 10 x SSH
  • 10 x Don Quixotes
  • 10 x Reachers
  • 10 x Mountain Climbers
  • 10 x Merkins
  • 10 x Micheal Phelps
  • 10 x LBAC Forwards
  • 10 x LBAC Backwards
  • 10 x Wonder Bras
  • 10 x Chinooks
  • 1 x Lap

 

The Thang
Dora 1

  • 100 x Merkins
  • 200 x Prisoner Squats
  • 300 x Crunches
  • Penalty Lap for not knowing the State Moto “In God we trust”

Dora 2

  • 100 x Urkins
  • 100 x Bobby Hurly’s
  • 100 x Big Boy Sit Ups
  • Penalty Lap and Merkins for spotty Seminole/Osceloa knowledge and not knowing the number of congressional seats

 

COT

  • Prayers for Snuffy’s eye surgery
  • Shout out to Pud’s 2.0 for beating out her Catholic peers and winning the religion award in middle school 🙂

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