17 PAX posted for Boondocks 2021 opening beatdown and Site Q transfer. Scholls took reigns as the new Site Q, receiving a Boondocks Bayonet (signed by the BD PAX, pictured) symbolic of his leadership to this point and beyond. PAX on site: Aquaman, Butcher, Culpepper, Doink, Extinguisher, Farah&Farah, FiftyCent, Hammer, Loudmouth, McFly, Rainman, Scholls, Tazz, […]
12 PAX finished out 2020 with an overtime beatdown at The VET: 50¢ent, Charmin, Culpepper, Doink, Hammer, Jumanji, Loudmouth, McFly, Rainman, Twister, Updraft, and FNG – Belding. The beatdown followed a “Top 10 Countdown” of 2020 beatdowns at Boondocks, Thunderdome, and The VET with props to associated Qs, respectively. See weinke pic. We finished with the word “resolve” […]
4 PAX with cinderblocks posted in the 37° gloom at The VET: Amphibian, Digger, Doink, & Twister. After a brief mosey and warm up (see weinke), we were introduced to the “12 Ways of PainMas,” serenaded in perfect melody by the Q throughout the beatdown. The beatdown followed the style of the song: a new […]
17PAX posted in the pre-gluttony gloom: Updraft, Aquaman, Fixit, Tazz, Twister, Ollie, Butcher, Extinguisher, Loudmouth, Amphibian, Bigbird, Doink, McFly, Scholls, Macho Libre, Hammer (transplant from KC), and MeowMix (FNG). We maintained a socially distant beatdown while racking-up “deficit calories” in preparation for the day’s follow-on feasting and festivities. The Beatdown. This pearls-on-a-string funfest started with burpees and ended […]
17 PAX at Boondocks: Tazz, Bolt, Clubber, Green Eggs, Butcher, Scholls, Farrah&Farrah, Updraft, McFly, Fixit, Feud, Aquaman, Culpepper, Doink, Extinguisher, FiftyCent, + Twister. Upon arrival each PAX was dealt 3-4 cards from the Deck of Pain. We promptly moseyed to the turf field to begin (shoulda warmed up before you got here).• Initial motivator: As […]
Aquaman, 50cent, Tazz, Doink, & Twister were dealt a deliberate but unpredictable beatdown on Tuesday. 54 playing cards randomly prescribed the shuffled workout of 5 exercises: • Diamonds = Hand Release Merkins • Spades = 4ct Flutterkicks • Hearts = Bonnie Blairs • Clubs = Burpees • Jokers = Bodybuilders Reps correspond to the number […]
Boondocks cordially hosted 12 PAX, including 2 FNGs. Welcome Digger & Rerun! Aquaman, TAZZ, Ollie, Fixit, 50cent, Cool Breeze, Whizz, Extinguisher, Scholls, and Twister rounded out the dirty dozen. The “warm-up” consisted of what we affectionately refer to as The Burpee Flower (song by Moby repeating term “bring Sally down” 34x in span of 3:40min […]
15 HIMs posted at Boondocks on a frigid Florida morning: Patch, Pope, Tazz, Aquaman, Extinguisher, Butcher, FiftyCent, Scholls, Feud, Updraft, Farah&Farah, Cool Breeze, Culpepper, & Twister. We avoided a rumored water obstacle… but still received a proper soaking from mopping up the ‘frost’ on the ground (70° at 0700). Strong start with Burpee Flower ~ […]
The water was hidden on the turf field. It was a sunny AM, but everyone left properly drenched although ne’er a cloud was in the sky. 15 PAX posted in the humid gloom: 50cent, Butcher, Cool Breeze, Culpepper, Doink, Extinguisher, Gravy, Scholls, Twister (Q), Updraft, along with 2.0 FNGs with newly minted F3 names – […]
The Gauntlet – Boondocks 29JUN“gauntlet” from Dutch ‘gant’ (“line”) and ‘lope’ (“course”). F3 equivalent “beatdown.” Roll Call: Twister (Q), Cool Breeze, Eileen, Farrah&Farrah, Feud, Fixit, Heisenberg, Whip It, + 2 FNGs CabanaBoy and Mayhem. 3dF – “You face your fears, because the ***damn goal requires it.” Alex Honnold, Free Solo documentaryLikewise, we face our fears […]
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